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今日番學考試啦~~到左放學我同sam哥搭車過去葵芳~~之後就同之前見過既鬼佬去左教會~~係基(篤)教黎~~
跟住就講耶穌吹水啦~~傾左成粒鐘~~就走左~~一出到教堂門口~~頂唔順~~煲番支煙仔先~~
然後就去左籃球場打陣波~~打完就去一去廁所啦~~再o係葵涌廣場獨自行街~~算啦~~習慣~~我係咁孤獨~~
行左陣~~見到某d店鋪~~特別令我刻骨銘記....唉~~真係......
行到悶~~就打算搭車番屋企~~突然間見到個唔錯既女仔行緊埋黎~~正當想吹口哨既時候....(呢句講下笑ja)~睇清楚d~~原來係腳趾黎~~唉~~空歡喜一場~~不過佢呢家似番個女仔...都唔錯呀~~但係咁講佢~~唔知佢會開心定唔開心~~一唔開心就會殺左我.....=o="
我同腳趾講話:「呢家令女左咁多既...遠睇真係認唔到係你..我仲打算吹口哨添...」
腳趾即刻話:「xzy你呀」
試問下...咁讚佢...我有咁既後果...仲要有粗口成份...我有咩可能唔空歡喜一場....
上到車同腳趾o係度傾啦~~傾埋晒d無聊野~~
我到站就落左車~~再去[啥粉]買野食..買完就番左屋企lu~~
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今日番學啦~~又要考試~~哇~~仆街呀~~中學要考咁多試~~考死人lo~
到左放學見到凱ling,奶嫦仲有燒賣~~我見冇咩做~~就陪佢地等埋凱ling條仔lo~~~o係天橋度等~~突然之間見到晴晴望上黎~~即刻成個人亂晒~~仲搞到成身白粉~唉~~好驚佢懷疑~~因為佢應該係未見過凱ling~
~然後番去學校門口~~見到張倩澄佢地~~冇啦啦大聲話:「鄧偉健,你唔夠鄭忠城(即凱ling現任男友)黎嫁啦」
.........呢句真係夠晒頂級無耐lo~我即場冇野好講~~凱ling又不斷咁問我:「咩呀?!?咩呀?!?」
等到凱ling條仔出黎啦~~一出到黎~~奶嫦話:「仲唔叫蕉蕉?????」
城話:「蕉哥!!!!!」
好俾面我喎~~呵呵!!!
之後我地去左食野啦~~途中我真係好替凱ling條仔傷心~~咁樣俾奶嫦同凱ling玩弄佢~~俾著係我~~我可能打左人十世...~~
去到耀記~~我突登坐張係同凱ling同佢條仔對面坐既位~~因為見家長feel會大d~but!!!!!!家長竟然仲細粒過個姪女男朋友咁多~~可能對於佢個男朋友係絕對冇咁既feel~~但係~~anyway我都係佢既蕉哥!!!
食完野我地去左睇書~~凱ling攞本咸書黎睇~~之後又收番埋.....好過份~~唔俾我睇~~!!=o="講下笑ja~我似d咁既人咩??唔似呀ma~不過我直情係o個類人ja~
跟住又同阿凱ling講幾時擺酒請飲o個d啦~~之後又唔知做咩講到咸濕招式~~佢話佢性知識好豐富~~so~~我問佢知唔知咩叫老漢推車~觀音坐蓮~~雙龍出海~~潮吹之類啦~~佢就係咁問奶嫦同佢既傻城~~佢既傻城就係咁o係度笑...可能真係傻左lu~~(注意:岩岩講o個d招式我係重來未用過....)
經過凱ling追問下...我地都終於講左俾佢聽~~仲話佢知識豐富~~超~~
最後啦~~凱ling送左我去天橋度就走左lu~~
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今日番學考試啦~~xd~~d試題識我~~我唔識佢添~~
答晒d題目我就訓鬼左lu~~
到左放學~~我留o係學校靜坐左幾個字~~就去左接花生同傻偉放學lu~~
我地一齊去食飯~~叫左兩碗野食~好大兜~~but~死傻偉好鬼大食呀~~
食完呢~~我地就去左啥粉煲番支煙仔~~我買左兩包薯片~~傻偉就去買d類似西餅既食物~~我俾左包佢地兩個~~佢地兩個一定係上堂食啦~~
好開心同佢地一齊食飯呀~~真係好耐冇試過啦~~希望遲d會再有一次啦~~呵呵~~
送完佢地兩個番學校~~我就去左陽光搵丹~~
死飯丹~~我真係好想xd你呀~~成日都話同我玩墨香~~點知成日都係放我飛機~~xzy你呀.......xdxzy~~
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今日起身打機~打打下傻偉打俾我問我落唔落街打波...我就叫埋花生一齊去打~~
之後落到去打~~我地打得好開心呀~~!!
打打下~~傻偉走左先~~我就同其他人打~~花生就射波仔~~
打完啦又~~花生話想走~~我同佢去買野飲~~之後再去夾錢買煙~~
買完~~佢就去對啤~~我就番籃球場練左手上籃~~練到啦~~呵呵
跟住又同人地鬥波啦~~鬥既途中~~我出用到左手上籃~~呵呵~~
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